Make things sort of work in IE8

Summary:
Uploaded the OTFs from eab3322d to fontsquirrel with the following config:

```
{"mode":"expert","formats":["ttf","woff","eotz"],"tt_instructor":"default","fix_vertical_metrics":"Y","fix_gasp":"xy","add_spaces":"Y","add_hyphens":"Y","fallback":"none","fallback_custom":"100","options_subset":"none","subset_custom":"","subset_custom_range":"","css_stylesheet":"stylesheet.css","filename_suffix":"","emsquare":"2048","spacing_adjustment":"0"}
```

Now we have this beauty in IE8:

{F213}

and it looks similar in Chrome. Now I guess we just need square roots so we can stop disseminating the wrong quadratic formula.

Reviewers: xymostech

Reviewed By: xymostech

Differential Revision: http://phabricator.benalpert.com/D43

MJLite.js

@@ -1,5 +1,10 @@
 var parser = require("./parser.jison");
 parser.lexer = require("./lexer");
+parser.yy = {
+    parseError: function(str) {
+        throw new Error(str);
+    }
+};
 
 var buildExpression = function(expression) {
     return _.map(expression, function(ex, i) {

static/fonts/fonts.css

@@ -0,0 +1,239 @@
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_ams';
+    src: url('mjlite_ams-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_ams-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_ams-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_ams-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_caligraphic';
+    src: url('mjlite_caligraphic-bold.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_caligraphic-bold.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_caligraphic-bold.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_caligraphic-bold.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: bold;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_caligraphic';
+    src: url('mjlite_caligraphic-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_caligraphic-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_caligraphic-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_caligraphic-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_fraktur';
+    src: url('mjlite_fraktur-bold.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_fraktur-bold.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_fraktur-bold.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_fraktur-bold.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: bold;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_fraktur';
+    src: url('mjlite_fraktur-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_fraktur-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_fraktur-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_fraktur-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_greek';
+    src: url('mjlite_greek-bold.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_greek-bold.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_greek-bold.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_greek-bold.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: bold;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_greek';
+    src: url('mjlite_greek-bolditalic.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_greek-bolditalic.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_greek-bolditalic.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_greek-bolditalic.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: bold;
+    font-style: italic;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_greek';
+    src: url('mjlite_greek-italic.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_greek-italic.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_greek-italic.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_greek-italic.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: italic;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_greek';
+    src: url('mjlite_greek-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_greek-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_greek-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_greek-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_main';
+    src: url('mjlite_main-bold.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_main-bold.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_main-bold.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_main-bold.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: bold;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_main';
+    src: url('mjlite_main-italic.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_main-italic.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_main-italic.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_main-italic.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: italic;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_main';
+    src: url('mjlite_main-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_main-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_main-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_main-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_math';
+    src: url('mjlite_math-bolditalic.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_math-bolditalic.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_math-bolditalic.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_math-bolditalic.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: bold;
+    font-style: italic;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_math';
+    src: url('mjlite_math-italic.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_math-italic.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_math-italic.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_math-italic.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: italic;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_math';
+    src: url('mjlite_math-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_math-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_math-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_math-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_sansserif';
+    src: url('mjlite_sansserif-bold.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_sansserif-bold.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_sansserif-bold.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_sansserif-bold.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: bold;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_sansserif';
+    src: url('mjlite_sansserif-italic.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_sansserif-italic.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_sansserif-italic.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_sansserif-italic.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: italic;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_sansserif';
+    src: url('mjlite_sansserif-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_sansserif-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_sansserif-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_sansserif-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_script';
+    src: url('mjlite_script-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_script-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_script-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_script-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_size1';
+    src: url('mjlite_size1-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_size1-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_size1-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_size1-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_size2';
+    src: url('mjlite_size2-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_size2-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_size2-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_size2-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_size3';
+    src: url('mjlite_size3-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_size3-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_size3-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_size3-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_size4';
+    src: url('mjlite_size4-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_size4-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_size4-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_size4-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}
+
+@font-face {
+    font-family: 'mjlite_typewriter';
+    src: url('mjlite_typewriter-regular.eot');
+    src: url('mjlite_typewriter-regular.eot?#iefix') format('embedded-opentype'),
+         url('mjlite_typewriter-regular.woff') format('woff'),
+         url('mjlite_typewriter-regular.ttf') format('truetype');
+    font-weight: normal;
+    font-style: normal;
+}